I am forwarding you all the latest WATERSKI magazine e-newsletter. Before you scroll down to that, I request that you read a couple lines of words. The words are found below:
Thank you for taking the time to read this far. We are almost at the WATERSKI magazine e-newsletter. For those of you who know me, you know I have three loves in my life. They are my family, Philadelphia Flyers hockey, and waterskiing. I'm a big fan of waterskiing. I'm not that good at it yet, but with practice I'm sure I'll get real good. I own a snowboard and it rains a lot where I live. And I know people who can drive cars. That is Step 1. Practice
Step 2. I am running a marathon in Wilmington Delaware in exactly one month. My goal is to win it. Chances are I will not come close to winning it. My other goal is to raise money to build schools in places of the world that people generally don't care too much about. If you don't care, that is fine. But I care. And you care about my waterskiing career. The two are related. So donations are required. Go to this page and donate 5 dollars: http://www.crowdrise.com/safetyroperunsDonation is Step 2.
Step 3. You are probably asking why? Why should I donate? You are probably thinking, Hey, we are in a recession and the NFL is in a lockout. Rich people are arguing about how to best split up 6 billion dollars. The only legitimate concern in this dumb negotiation is the concern for retired NFL players with health issues who also have zero dollars. They should be taken care of. I say each player gives up a car. Wait. Wrong spot for an NFL rant. Ignore the rant, but follow Step 3. Step 3 is boycott the NFL. Don't play fantasy football. Don't buy a stupid shirt or a helmet with beer can holders on the side (actually you can buy that). Just give me $5 dollars. See Step 2.
Step 4. Waterski your faces off.
Kindest regards,
Ted
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From: WATERSKI magazine
Date: Fri, Apr 15, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Subject: The Crossover Evolution, Video: Sport Nautique 200, Centurion's Backstage Pass
The Crossover Evolution, Video: Sport Nautique 200, Centurion's Backstage Pass
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Behind The Scenes: Crossover Evolution
Although crossovers are the newest breed of inboard, they're practically dominating the market. Find out how crossovers have evolved and where they're heading in the future...
[click to continue]Video: Sport Nautique 200
WATERSKI takes the versatile new Sport Nautique 200 for a test drive...
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Three New Wallpapers
Decorate your desktop with three new water ski beauty shots...
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Back In Action
Four tips to save your back on deepwater starts...
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[Contest]
Win A Straightline RS Series
With molded nylon arms, a unique dyneema bridal and a design that prolongs rope life, the new RS water ski handle provides unmatched response for all levels of riders...
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[First Look]
Your Centurion Backstage Pass
Join Ricky Gonzalez, Drew Daniello and more in a working photo shoot surrounded by the latest top-secret Centurion products...
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HO Syndicate Welcomes Travers
With an under-21 division world title and a national slalom record, Jon Travers is the newest member of HO Syndicate...
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Ski School Primer
There's nothing like a trained eye watching your technique to help you identify and break bad habits...
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WATERSKI EXTRAS
Video: Sans Rival SR2 Slalom Ski
Todd Ristorcelli breaks down this high-end European carbon ski...
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Video: Asher Skis HO Syndicate A2
Bob LaPoint and Will Asher share their shape philosophy behind the new Syndicate A2....
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Get Better Now: Shred-Ready Tips
Let the world's best rippers help you reach the next level...
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