Week 10

Busy.

Won again. Zanonymous is in trouble.

Zila/Zanonymous: 4
T. Mali: 3
Justin: 1
Tebow: 1

For whatever reason, there's a Thursday night game. Not a fan of the Thursday night game. Submit picks early like Eli.

Falcons over Ravens.

Bills over Lions.

Vikings over Bears. Ugh.

Jets over Browns.

Colts over Bengals. Rough year for Cincy.

Dolphins over Titans.

Buccaneers over Carolina.

Texans over Jaguars.

Chiefs over Broncos.

Giants over Cowboys.

Seahawks over Cardinals.

Rams over 49ers.

Patriots over Steelers.

Redskins over Eagles.

Football picks Week 9

I won week 8. Had a pretty dominant week. It also helps that Tex only picked 11 out of 13 games. Zanonymous's lead has been cut in half. Here are the standings:

Zila/Zanonymous: 4
T. Mali: 2
Justin: 1
Tebow: 1


In my efforts to win the Donut Bowl, I encourage you all to not make any picks this week. Thanks.

Week 9 picks.

Atlanta over Tampa Bay

Bills over Bears

Patriots over Browns

Jets over Lions

Vikings over Cardinals

Saints over Panthers

Ravens over Dolphins. Dolphins are 4-0 on the road and 0-3 at home? This one's in Baltimore so I guess Dolphins will be 4-1 on the road, eh?

Chargers over Texans

Giants over Seahawks

Raiders over Chiefs

Eagles over Colts

Packers over Cowboys. Cowboys fall to 1-7

Steelers over Bengals

which witch wins

Torrential down pour
me a beer.

If any of the above is spelled incorrectly I apologeyes. The elephant has wandered into the lions' den. It is about that time. The lion sleeps while awake. The elephant comes in peace to talk about elections and other great irrelevants, irrelevance, rebel ants ramble on as the lion sleeps while awake. As the elephant leaves the lion awakens is awoken by the sound of an elephant leaving. Sad to see you leave a lion awoken thinks when he is awake while sleeping. But I love to watch you go or something along those lions sitting against the glass as the zoo-gazers gaze past at the lion-tamer who is preparing his whip. The lion-tamer whips his whip cracking it with a resounding crack crack crack each crack louder than the first with the exception of the last which is the same as the first since it goes on forever so much of the above said is incorrect. Incorrect or not the lion-tamer was now the center of attention. Lions surround him with little interest of participating but by now they know they won't get fed which means they'll have to eat something they aren't supposed to which results in iLashes flutter with the crack of each whip.

Vote for me the whip announces. The zoo-gazers look on bored. With each whip whap louder than the first whappin whip they have no choice but to do as it says. The zoo-gazers walk away from the glass ready to rock (and vote?).

Football picks week 8

The good news is I didn't win this week. This is good because the success would go straight to my head and I'd end up broke. Instead Zanonymous Zila won for the fourth time. He is on his way to Vegas for week 8. No one else played in Week 7. You all should be ashamed.

Standings

Zila/Zanonymous: 4
Justin: 1
Tebow: 1
T. Mali: 1


Week 8 picks (Giants are on a bye so there are no guarantees this week):

Bengals over Dolphins

Cowboys over Jaguars. Kitna can beat the Jags, right? Just wild cat to Dez every snap.

Lions over Redskins. Pretty predictable upset.

Chiefs over Bills.

Rams over Panthers.

Packers over Jets.

49ers over Broncos. The two greatest terrible coaches in the NFL go head-to-head. The good news? This game is in London. Well played NFL.

Titans over Chargers. Titans seem to be pretty good. Chargers LT curse continues.

Raiders over Seahawks.

Patriots over Vikings. Favre sits. People freak out.

Cardinals over Buccaneers. Do you know where my buccaneers are?

Saints over Steelers.

Texans over Colts.





Caption: NFL players react to new helmet-to-helmet rules.

Week 7 Picks

I had a pretty good football picking week last week, so I get the win. I only had to beat one person this week because only Andrew remembered to submit picks, and I barely did. But I'll take this point because Cliff Lee has ruined my life.

Standings:

Zila/Zanonymous: 3
Justin: 1
Tebow: 1
T. Mali: 1

In other sports' related news, I'm pretty bummed out about that Rutgers player who got paralyzed. I think there are links on the Rutgers website where you can send him messages and stuff, which I may or may not do later, but in the end I hope the school does the right thing and takes care of (at least) hospital bills for life.

Week 7 picks:

Bengals over Falcons.

Bears over Redskins.

Eagles over Titans.

Chiefs over Jaguars.

Dolphins over Steelers.

Saints over Browns.

Rams over Buccaneers. RAMS!

49ers over Panthers. Sad situation in Carolina.

Ravens over Bills. Sad situation in Buffalo.

Seahawks over Cardinals.

Broncos over Raiders.

Chargers over Patriots.

Packers over Vikings.

Giants over Cowboys.



BBC pic of the week:

Week 6 Picks

Zanonymous won again. Stunning.

Standings:

Zila/Zanonymous: 3
Justin: 1
Tebow: 1

Week 6 winner gets to drill off-shore because my football picks blog is always topical.

It's never too late to join in. Submit some picks in a comment. You could win free tickets to this year's Super Bowl(*).

(*)But you probably won't.

Thx.

Mine:

Bears over Seahawks.

Dolphins over Packers.

Chargers way over Rams.

Patriots over Ravens.

Giants over Lions.

Falcons over Eagles.

Steelers over Browns.

Saints over Buccaneers.

Texans over Chiefs.

Broncos over Jets.

49ers over Raiders.

Vikings over Cowboys.

Colts over Redskins.

Jaguars over Titans.



no bbc pic. congrats to the sf giants

Football Picks Week 5

Man, real busy and lazy. Forgot I have to do posts. Susan Tebow won week 4. She won the prize I mentioned in the week 4 picks post.

Standings:

Zila/Zanonymous: 2
Justin: 1
Tebow: 1

Everyone else: 0

Today's prize is a half-full glass of water. The losers get the empty half. K?

Here we go:

Jags over Bills

Bengals over Bucs

Falcons over Browns

Rams over Lions

Colts over Chiefs. 72 dolphins can do their dumb champagne toast after this one.

Packers over Redskins. Still no extension for #5

Panthers over Bears. Cutler's out with a giant concussion.

Ravens over Broncos. Tebow doesn't play. But will she win football picks again?

Giants over Texans.

Saints over Cardinals. Nice little mess in Arizona.

Cowboys over Titans.

Chargers over Raiders.

49ers over Eaglers.

Vikings over Jets.


BBC pic of the week