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When it rains a lot I drill holes in my backyard hoping to find off-shore oil.LEBRON I don't have a permit for this...yet...but one day I will.JAMES Perhaps I will find a permit the same time I strike oil. While I don't have a permit, I do have a disaster plan in place. My first plan is to pretend nothing happened. If my neighbors question the sludge making their way from my yard to their yards I will then say, Oh it will go away in a day. TO If they come back after two days and say, It's getting worse, I will say KNICKS: OK, I'll take care of it.

Since I don't expect there to be a problem, I feel I don't really need a plan in place if it gets worse than described above. WADE But since I need to be prepared for all scenarios, this is what I will do. First I will try to sell the house. I will hide the leaking oil out back with a series of tarps that will be purchased from Home Depot. STAYS If the home buyer asks what is under the tarps, I will say "What tarps?" and distract them by showing them how well the garden hose works.

If the house doesn't sell after two or three months, I will resort to WHO plan x. CARES I will fill the hole with leaves from the tree. This plan is easiest during the fall. If it is not the fall when this occurs, we will unfortunately ABOUT have to wait until the fall. Leaves generally don't fall in other BOSH? seasons.

You may be wondering about the animals. ANY While I don't know what to do about the animals indigenous to the area, such as squirrels and ants, I do know how to take care of any otters or dinosaurs that might be affected QUESTIONS by my leaky well. POKE Otters like throwing garbage into Canadian rivers, so I will be sure to ME take a bunch of garbage cans and place them very far from the oil spill. ON All the dinosaurs will be given FACEBOOK Hazmat suits since it is tough to control dinosaurs.