I have thoughts on Mike Vick starting for the Eagles. It was going to be a long-winded blog. But I stopped caring about it. To sum up in 5 words and a contraction: I think it's the right move.
This week the winner will receive a bunch of Sports Illustrated subscription postcards that fall out everytime you try reading the magazine. Maybe I'll throw in some Cosmo subscription postcards too. We'll see.
I've watched a decent amount of football this year. I watched the Monday night game while doing homework and was impressed by the 49ers and the Saints ability to cause turnovers. I was also impressed by how many commercials occur during a football game. I now know that soccer will never catch on in America because the American sports fan needs commercials. So as a bonus, the winner will get a bunch of youtube links for some classic commercials. Think: Shake Weight, Patrick Chewing, and Doublemint gum
Week by weekWins: Zila, Zandrews
Week 3 picks:
Giants over Tennessee. I hate my team, but I still think they'll end up undefeated even though they lost already.
Pittsburgh over Tampa Bay. Who woulda guessed Pittsburgh will be undefeated after Week 3? If Tampa Bay wins, who woulda guessed Tampa Bay would be undefeated after Week 3?
Cincy over Carolina: Clausen's first start will be overshadowed by TO's first TD
Baltimore over Cleveland: Flacco doesn't throw 4 ints
Dallas over Houston: Dallas isn't going 0-3. Houston isn't going 3-0.
San Fran over KC: _____________
Minnesota over Detroit: Detroit seems a lot better than last year, but at the end of the day they are still winless. Detroit rookie RB Best looks like the real deal though.
New England over Buffalo: Brady gets a break since it's the Bills, giving Giselle a few snaps at QB.
New Orleans over Atlanta: New Orleans still seems hungry.
Washington over St. Louis. I seem hungry
Philadelphia over Jacksonville: Kolb weeps on the bench. Team leaves him in Jacksonville in exchange for a couple Gatorade coolers
Oakland over Arizona. Don't expect great QB play in this game.
San Diego over Seattle.
Colts over Denver
Miami over Jets. Jets in Miami is a bad combo. Braylon skips trip because LeBron told him to stay away.
Green Bay over Chicago. With Cutler playing well, this is a pretty cool Monday Night game.
BBC Photo of the week:
Giants over Tennessee. Bradshaw is going to have some tough sledding against the D. It's his turn to toss his helmet into the stands. Eli should be able to turn his frown upside down on the Titans.
ReplyDeletePittsburgh over Tampa. Mendenhall has a pretty damn good game. We're just going to pretend the Steelers don't have a QB, k?
Cincinnati over Carolina.
Baltimore over Cleveland. Yawn.
Houston over Dallas. Schaub is just getting started, and TO while in Cinci repeats it's just his quarterback while crying, again.
49ers over Chiefs. Two anemic offenses, but Vernon Davis wins for the 9ers.
Minnesota over Detroit. AP wins this one. Favre and Harvin owe him.
New England over Buffalo. Yawn x 2.
Atlanta over New Orleans.
Washington over St. Louis. Yawn x 3.
Philadelphia over Jacksonville. Michael Vick and the young guns should have a good outing. But next week against the Skins should be The Show.
Oakland over Arizona.
San Diego over Seattle. Yawn x 4.
Colts over Denver.
Miami over Jets. And we find out why the Sanchize isn't.
Green Bay over Chicago. Good game.
Justin's Picks:
ReplyDeleteGiants over Tennessee. I hate Todd's team, but I still think they'll end up winless even though they won already.
Tampa Bay over Pittsburgh. Who woulda guessed Pittsburgh would employ a serial rapist? If Tampa Bay wins, who woulda guessed Tampa Bay would be such a corny place to visit?
Cincy over Carolina: Clausen's first start will be overshadowed by the fact that TO is a TU(rd)
Baltimore over Cleveland: Houshmandzadeh stops rubbing his hands in chicken grease before each game
Houston over Dallas: Dallas is going 0-3. Houston is going 3-0.
San Fran over KC: who cares
Detroit over Minnesota: I make it my business to come in last place with the worst picks every week. Plus Detroit is good and they will totally lose but might not have if they'd won either of the last two games but they didn't and this one won't even be as close. But they will prolly win and that young QB they have is good even though I don't know his name because I have the memory capacity of a fruit fly.
New England over Buffalo: Paul astutely pointed out last week that Brady looks more like a chick than ever and probably had cheek bone implants and man he sure did look like a chick last week. Also, "oh yeah, Buffalo has NFL and NHL...why?".
New Orleans over Atlanta: Don't know, don't care, but NO is bettah team.
Washington over St. Louis: St. Louis will look like they're going to win it but McNabb will have some trick play involving effeminate air-guitaring. Todd seems hongry.
Philadelphia over Jacksonville: Vick releases rabid pit bulls and calls it the wild-dog offense.
Arizona over Oakland: Don't know, don't care, probably Arizona will win this, so I am going to change the first three words around right now. See, that used to still say "Oakland over Arizona".
San Diego over Seattle: something something hilarious, and also the Chargers.
Colts over Denver: Please Todd say something funny.
Jets over Miami: Man I hope Miami wins.
Green Bay over Chicago: Probably will be watching baseball instead of this game.
Hahahah...I am Zanonymous...Here's my picks with no BS attached:
ReplyDeleteTennesse
Pittsburgh
Cincy
Baltimore
Houston
SF
Minn
NE
NO
Wash
Phil
Ari
SD
Indy
Jets
Pack
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